Swine Flu Quickly Turns Into Zombie Swine Flu, H1N1 Is Now H1Z1
Everybody is taking serious the swine flu after the World Health Organization raised the alert level to 5, and after the first death was reported in the US. In Mexico there have been 176 reported victims of the H1N1 strain and several other hundreds have been reported as infected. Also, the President of Mexico, Felipe Calderon has told Mexican people to stay at home for at least five days until things cool down because there is no place safer than home. He said that a simple walk on the streets can get you infected therefore people should remain at home.
Zombies are very popular among Internet users, and some of them ( theInternet users, not the zombies) found time to laugh and they wrote a satire inspired by the first case of swine flu reported in London. A few days ago a student from Mexico said that the feels like in a zombie movie as you never know who could carry the H1N1 virus. Well, these guys decided to write a satire which says that there is a zombism outbreak in London as the H1N1 influenza mutated into the H1Z1 influenza.
It is said that the swine flue zombie strain can resurrect a human after his death. After what happened in London with the zombism, WHO has raised the alert level to 6, and now it is clear that a pandemic is imminent. WHO officials reported that after two hours after the initial death of a zombie swine flu victim, the H1Z1 virus can restart the heart of a person who will quickly behave in “extremely violent ways” due to a mixture of brain damage and an unknown chemical released into the victim’s blood during his resurgence.
The satire-report says that there have been multiple cases of the zombie swine flu including one in the Netherlands where a 3-year-old child died and then returned to life in order to lunge at his mother.
Well, I hope there will be no more cases of zombie swine flu and the H1Z1 virus will not affect other people. Meanwhile you can check the iPhone Swine Flu Map App which is currently waiting for approval and it should be available to the iTunes Store in a few days, but you can also check our REAL Swine Flu Maps.
Source: BounceWithMe
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- Dragos Pirvu
This is so fake. Just look at the website address:http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm these are just people tying to get attention and they made the site look like BBC. This is not true so don’t worry about it!!
I can’t believe you thought it was real. People watch WAY too much T.V. these days.
this is so fake search other website now!
you people watch way to much resident evil!!! while it may be possible for any high fever to cause brain damage, it is not possible for a virus to restart someone’s heart after death…THE VIRUS DIES WITHIN HALF AN HOUR OF NOT HAVING A LIVING HOST!!! DUH!
hey, i dont completely agree with you
theres alredy a virus wich kind of restart youre hart i have no idear what this virus was named and stuf but if you sear google for a while im pretty sure you wil find someting i wil explain what i mean below
there is a virus wich wil make the host show no signs of life it wil STOP hart beats and al life signs how ever the victem wil be able to see and hear EVERYTHING
i know this is 100% true becouse it has happend to my uncle he has ( died ) in the netherlands antile they where abouth to burry him he was alredy in his chest before they where able to close the chest he woke up and asked what was going on
i have also seen a documentairy on tv i think discovery chanel abouth this disease
my point is that the hart beat stops ( for more than hours i cant remember if they sayd anny maximum time ) and continues afther a while meanwhile it would be posible in theory that you get a brain disease wich makes you agresive ( zombie ? XD )
This is true. I am from India and we have already had many cases of this virus and is spreadign x10 faster than the H1N1 virus. There is currently a village in the northern mountains that is being quarantined and watched over carefully.
People this is true.
I agree some of the point but why didn’t newspaper write this article…
Whew! This is just a predictions…..Duh!
that awesome!!!!!!
lets find out!
and if that is true i am the one who kick there ass!!!!!
lets get it on!
This is what usually you people think of this. It’s no problem if you believe because believing is like saving you family and your own life. So as said “prevention is better than cure!” Even it was true or a joke. It’s better to prevent than sorry. By the way, in my place we don’t believe in zombies but people being resurrect from the dead that’s true because it’s already on the news and some area in my place is being quarantine because of it..
I think this is really fake! Hope other people will not cause panic to others. Posting such information on the net might cause others to believe and they might scare people. Internet users should also be responsible of the things they post on the net.
Hmm, if there will be a zombie outbreak, will it be more like l4d or resident evil? I bet the zombies will run at the same speed that they did when alive, so maybe more like l4d. The universe is so immense, that it would be hard to imagine that there are not more types of living things out there, let alone virus’s. Who knows, our planet could go down as the planet where zombies originated from.
its quite thrilling to knw anythng lyk dis
would luv 2 visit such a place (but ofcourse under d protection of my brave n muscular bro….)
i guess GOD also luv 2 produce horror thrillers at times
???????????? any idea who’s d director
any role 4 me????????????
in case any1 get 2 knw more abt it plz dooooooo mail meeee at
sweetu_alien@yahoo.com
this could acctualy happen but……….. u never know
verry unlikely that annyting like this would happend and i belive its verry fake ( i was just searching internet for zombies becouse im adicted to cod waw and just zeen 28 days weeks later lol ) but annyway ive been reading some comments some guy sayd it is imposible for a virus to restart a hart beating becouse the virus dies with his host this is verry untrue becouse there is alredy a virus wich stops the hart and anny signs of life for a time i dont know how long and i forgot the name of this virus but this person wil look EXACTLY like a death person and have no hart beat or what ever but he wil see everyting what happends and is able to wake up afther i know this becouse my uncle has this disease and ive seen it on discovery i think
so i think theoreticly its posible a brain damage would come making you verry agressive… a hart beat could stop for a while and start over again afther a time and a disease can be spread by blood or bites think of hiv…
so i think this is posible but im not an expert or annyting annyway if you like to debate this just email me
guys im sorry for having 3 replys lol but i think this one is needed finaly …. im dutch so not english and my english is verry bad in al my other replys but i have been searching google and this disease i am talking abouth is called schijndood in dutch im NOT sure but i think the english name is asphyxia but i am verry unsure lol